SIMON: Simon says, "I have such a stupid name.". However, with a randomly generated, unidentifiable username, it would be almost impossible to find your profile, even if they sift through your friend's followers too. Pinterest That's the name of one of the characters in Tennesee Williams classic, "A Streetcar Named Something Not as Stupid as Stella. Yeah. More like Shame. HERMAN: What are you, some kind of effeminate super hero? DENVER: Great airport. JIM: Jim. FRED: Man, Fred is a stupid name. You're welcome. MEGAN: Rearrange your name. KELVIN: Sir, we just received the temperature reading. The shortened full name nickname. BETSY: I bet your parents didn't know what they were doing when they gave you your stupid name. Kelly Kuehn is an associate editor for Readers Digest covering entertainment, trivia and history. Not. JANE: Boooring. After interpreting the Kings dream, he began to serve in the kings court. SCOTT: Beam me up, so I can get the heck away from your dumb name. ROSETTA: Russian. WILBUR: That's some pig of a name you've got there. But not your ugly name. OWEN: O wen o wen will you figure out that your name is stupid? Most Sanrio characters are anthropomorphized animals, a few are humans or anthropomorphized objects. Not as precious as diamond, though. Tweet. Doug. JOSE: Q: What do Jose Canseco and Jose Reyes have in common? Most unique and secure usernames are at least ten characters long. TREVOR: Welsh for "big village, no one home.". For having such a stupid name! Does a better job. OR We hired Casey Kasem to record the following message, "This week on the top 40, number 1, our name is dumb.". RAQUEL: I think I had your poster on my wall once. Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images During a recent appearance on The Daily Show, Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo was told to read jokes off a teleprompter that Hasan Minhaj wrote for him. Shortly after regular hashtags took off on Twitter way back in 2007, an unassuming groom-to-be was credited as having the first wedding hashtag in 2008. HARRY: Not only is your name stupid, but your mom is stupid because she spelled Hairy wrong. Often short for "Katie is a stupid name. Pierce Brosnan. Long for stupid. Fresh out of the oven (and straight into my stomach). CESAR: Mmmm.just thinking about dressing. ANDRE: No one wants to have dinner with you. You don't have to enter suggestions for all, but the more you do, SpinXO will generate more random usernames for you. Jack fell down and broke his crown because he couldn't stand saying Jill's stupid name. Mexico City! This happend today. Her name was too stupid. OR Kenny, the name you choose when you want people to take you seriously. Help help me, Ronda. SHARRON: Where'd you get that extra R, the Stupid Store? HALEY: A stupid comet with a stupid name that passes Earth every 75 years. There was a dinosaur that would destroy buildings with your same name. Cookie Monster said it best: "Me want cookie!". Deen Why was the droid angry? Saint Dickolas. Spanish. You are nothing. McKenzie: McKenzie. Crossword finished. Your name has the same reaction. Had a babie. Your name is stupid. Peak in and youll find the most-loved nicknames for Daniel. I think you forgot what ds look like. COLEEN: Do you hear me Coleen your name? Thx. EVER. LORETTA: Look, I'll be cool. RICK: . It still stucks, but takes less time to write. MAURICE: Some people call me Maurice - but they shouldn't, because that's a dumb name. 4. AURORA: The city of lights. Him> Four what? Unless its past December 21st. Using a username generator like SpinXO will create a unique username using traits known only to you and your closest associates. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. You're a living disgrace. I'm begging of you, please change your name. Has an ugly face-y. Traci. PAIGE: In the footnootes it reads, this is a stupid name. Solar System! MABLE: Mable. We all lie. MARIAN: Looks like martian. ELTON: Yeah, you'll always be the second favorite Elton in people's lives, won't you? You were born in 1993. 2. BETTY: If this is your name, you are a 90-year-old knitting enthusiast. You will die alone. d'umb n'ame. Required fields are marked *. Too bad you have a dumb name. CHARLES: Barkley. Daniel Craig, the famous James Bond actor. PAULINE: You can't just make a girl name by taking a guy name and adding "ine" to the end. OSCAR: You should win an Oscar for stupidest name. You're an adult. For instance, if someone searches for you on TikTok or Instagram, the social media platforms return your profile name and your username as results if they are the same. Bart Ender. LIZZIE: Ever play the arcade game, RAMPAGE, by Game Refuge? Lei Not sure. Stupid for you. 'Cause, right now, yours is stupid. You're not fooling anyone but yourself. NAPOLEON: Hope you aren't short. You have a dumb name. ins.dataset.adClient = pid; Please try again. As my impeccably dressed co-worker has aged, incontinence has set in. SUSANNE: Susanne. Tonight, I was at a friend's house for a few drinks. Litter Cat Puns. Husband: No, she got a present from (soon to be born) baby Daniel. MITCH: Mitch. An emotion I do not feel when I hear your name. Cookies collect information about your preferences and your devices and are used to make the site work as you expect it to, to understand how you interact with the site, and to show advertisements that are targeted to your interests. AVERY: Avery time I hear your name I want to vomit. var lo = new MutationObserver(window.ezaslEvent); MARGUERITE: Where'd you get all those letters? What have you ever done with your stupid name? Hairy. var cid = '6300803632'; Diarrheal - A chuckle-worthy name for a Daniel with a bad stomach. REBECCA: Fun Fact: Rebecca by Alfred Hitchcock won the 1940 Academy Award for Dumbest Name. Your name is stupid. Your stupid name. ANGELICA: Yeah, right, and my name is "Devilica.". it will be time for Hugh & Barbara, rather than Dan. HEATHER: Heather. Satan. Your email address will not be published. NATALIE: This is not-a-lie: your name is stupid. Asked my son if he had brushed his teeth this morning My dad's a big James Bond fan and he told me to try Viagra if I was feeling upset and lonely, My Christian-Dad was obviously the inspiration for Ned Flanders, I got hit with this last night: "Where's my John Daniels? That's it you're all done! He served many other royal regimes, and one led him into the lions den from which God saved him. OR Yeah, right, and my name is "Batman." The different language nickname. Adobe Wan Kenobi, What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi? OR I just did a chemical analysis of your name, and its PH level is too high. Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? container.appendChild(ins); Both stupid names. No one will hear you moan. I would like something with the word Chaos or Chaotic as I will be a menace when I play. Marissa had the stupidest name. MARGARITA: I'll need a few more of those if I'm going to keep hearing your name. I meant to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. Throw us in bed! Jack Daniels: what you should drink to forget your stupid name. So I touched off. OR Open your mouth, you're made to be pooped in. LOIS: Lois! Did you hear about that great new shovel? Then name 3 blacksmiths. TAMARA: How's your sister doing? KENYA: Parents were clearing doing it in the map room after school. NEWTON: Not quite cookie. MIKE: Mike. You should do the same thing and find a new name while you're at it. I wandered through my life Amy-lessly." "Took a girl named Amy on a date to Dave & Busters (this is an arcade). Darth Vader: I know what youre getting for Christmas. BENJAMIN: Benjamin, the name you go by when you really want to get mad at people who call you Benny. I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they're pretty Gouda. I have to make sure my cows understand me when I tell them something! MATTIE: Two ts? Love actually does exist. Say it loud and there's music playing. Douglas. KARL: If you're gonna go Norse, why not something more awesome? Use that as your username (SpinXO has 23+ languages to generate usernames, including Sindarin and Klingon!) Have a brie-lliant . BENITO: Your parents must have been on the wrong side of World War II. Join Facebook to connect with Daniel Augusto Vax and others you may know. FANNY: Quit objectifying yourself! Quit saying your name out loud. Both stupid. LAVERNE: Shirley you could have picked a better name for yourself. IRENE: Greek for "peace". From a noble viking tradition of having stupid names. Grand Dan 12. RACHELLE: The names Rachael and Michelle had a name baby that should have been aborted. RUTH: Ruth. GLADYS: Glad I don't have to listen to your stupid name anymore. Bad thing to do to a woman. No. Like, from a vagina. Doesn't that make you feel sad? Go hide in a closet. I'm cu.. OR If you turn around three times, spit over your shoulder, and throw salt over your other shoulder, your name will still be stupid. var pid = 'ca-pub-1387622271799709'; NATHAN: Nathan, the name given to pedophiles all over the world. CHERYL: Cheryl, the favored name of hairdressers all over the world. ALFREDO: Alfredo. window.ezoSTPixelAdd(slotId, 'stat_source_id', 44); These jokes just write themselves. I said to my wife, I'm really fondue you; You are looking mozzare-hella good; This might sound cheesy, but I think you're really grate. ELVIRA: I didn't know you were still relevant, Elvira. No? Scientists have created a flea from scratch. Oh, thanks. var lo = new MutationObserver(window.ezaslEvent); SHANNON: Irish for "wise river." RICKY: Tricky Ricky was slipped a Micky and woke up with a new name that was better suited for him and his poor lifestyle choices. CLARE: You spelled Claire wrong. JUSTIN: Justin time to tell you how stupid your name is. That doll that boys were supposed to carry around? JANA: Jana bana bobbana banana fanna fo your name is so stupid. The sound of air leaving a balloon. ELSIE: Anagram: I eels. It's ground breaking. JUAN: Juan. ins.style.height = container.attributes.ezah.value + 'px'; CARLOS: Mencia. The name Daniel steadily rose in popularity from the 1920s to the 1980s. ELIZABETH: A beautifully stupid name, from the idiotic "El" to the slack-jawed "iza," then stumbling to the finish line with a breathless "beth." OR Leslie? CEDRIC: The entertainer. Look everyone! Long for stupid. NICHOLAS: Nicholas. JILL: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. That short for Elizabeth or Bethany? TAD: Just a tad stupid for a name. Fur score and seven years ago; Did you need me to . JASMINE: Named for the flower that symbolizes how little I care about your name. JAN: What, because Janet was too hard to say? JESSICA: I had a girlfriend named Jessica once. "Time flies like an arrow. } FELICIA: Ms. Day, so lovely to meet you. Let's let her keep the name. Thought this was the perfect subreddit to post it. ERICK: You must be Scandanavian. Thanks. PEDRO: Derived from the latin "petra," which means "stone" or "I have no charisma." Your favorite actor signed a photo for you. GWENDOLYN: Member of the 1992 Olympics team? KAREN: Karen. Contribute to chinapedia/wikipedia.en development by creating an account on GitHub. By changing your name to something not stupid. RALPH: How do you know someone is saying your name and not just vomiting? But if you want it faster yet still secure, a username generator can create usernames in a second! OK, but what's your first name? She was a gypsy whore. LUCIA: I think Atlanta has a few bones to pick with you. CECILIA: Cecilia, you're breaking my heart. Jack left you because your name is terrible. OR Yeah, right, and my name is "Shirt.". DARYL: You spelled your name wrong, dummy. LEE: Haha, your name rhymes with pee. Named after a hillbillies truck? There are several variations of the name Daniel. container.style.maxWidth = container.style.minWidth + 'px'; Just wanted to say, you have a stupid name. Really? var ffid = 2; There are so many to choose from: candy puns, ice cream puns, cookie puns, you name it. MARIA: Maria! JEROME: The anglicization of Hieronymus. I knew a woman who owned a taser. Don't worry, it makes sense if you're stupid. GARY: Gary. Worst name for a human being. MISTY: Misty - may I train you to get a better name? DIANNA: You spelled your name wrong, dummy. MARCIA: MAR C.I.A - Your name is a code word that will destroy the modern government. You have a dog's name. Daniel: What? A secure username is slightly different from a random username (but is still generated the same way). Like Gunnlaug. CHRIS: Chris. Kick. Short for "Alex is a stupid name.". Long for if only my parents loved me enough to name me something with class. ROBYN: Looks like OBGYN. MARVIN: Anyone ever NOT think of the martian when they talk to you? HAZEL: Ah, Hazel: the color of my total indifference to your name. SON: No, someone did not name you this. Over a barrel. I'm pretty sure your face sunk them, though. HUNTER: Hunter? Unnecessary. SOPHIE: You only have one choice. You know, on account of your shitty name. Daniel might be the perfect pick for you. LARRY: Ha, you were named after a bird. PENNY: Your names is so stupid that even your coin is the dumbest one. ", Kids: "Throw us in bed! CRYSTAL: WaitI'm seeing something in my ballyour name is stupid. Still, we communicate with our family, friends, and colleagues. DESIREE: And I desire that you'd get a new name. SONJA: Yeah, I played Mortal Kombat 2. JEREMIAH: Bullfrog. Planet! ELI: Eli. I love how Koreans use the western alphabet to make up their username. BYRON: If Bryan had dyslexia, and was also really stupid. It was creepy. Cause now, your name is really stupid. Don't worry! RELATED: Pickle Puns That Will Pickle Your Funny Bone. Dan do you ever sing in the shower? KERI: Your name looks like something you would find at the bottom of a sink drain. Nice try. Put it back right now! EVE: Your name reads the same forwards and backwards, in case you forget what direction to read. OK, but what's your first name? OR Ollie oxen free-all of humanity from your stupid sounding name. GARRY: You spelled your name wrong, Gary. SAM: At least Sam Adams makes beer. In the "renaming room." What do Whipids say when they kiss? ELAINE: You are a town in Arkansas. Don't blame me! You were a meter maid. "The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling", said a spokesman this evening. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. SAMANTHA: Your name means listener. You gonna name your son FBI? Looks like Lassie. window.ezoSTPixelAdd(slotId, 'adsensetype', 1); BART: Don't have a cow, man, but your name is stupid. ins.dataset.adChannel = cid; JONATHAN: Your name has too many syllables. Name, stupid. However, your mom didn't. You're welcome. PHOEBE: Get rid of some vowels and we'll talk. He rushed over 1,600 yards in one season just trying to escape his stupid name. Getting a new name. Something I'll need to get me through the harrowing experience of listening to your name. BRYANT: Couldn't settle for just Bryan, huh? MOHAMMAD: I'm not going to touch this one. DEIRDRE: A beautiful, classically stupid Irish name. Why not add a pun to your username to give it some instant flair? You were named after Carlos Mencia. SHEREE: Your name rhymes with itself. ERIK: Erik. Dummy. MURRAY: Hi. Al?! Walks with a peg. IRMA: Irma gerd, yir nirm is srrrr sturpid. A stupid spot, for a stupid name. What do you call a Mexican jedi? DAPHNE: Is that how you spell your name. Doesn't matter. Junior high was probably tough for you. ELIAS: A classic, solidly stupid Biblical name. SARAH: Adding an H to the end of your name won't make it any less stupid. 5. Name or Nickname What's more, you can do this in over 23 languages, from Latin to Gothic to even Klingon! Use it in a sentence. Smells like mucous. Go home. Perfect stupidity. A: A stupid first name. Ray: A stupid fucking name. Why shouldnt you ask Yoda for money? DAMIEN: Hi Damien. Short for "Jim, get out of my face with your stupid name!". I, on the other hand, always take my coffee with calf-inne. FUNNY NAMES ABBREVIATION Gift Chioma Emeka = G.C.E David Victor Denis = DVD Hope Innocent Vincent = HIV Love Grateful Ada = LGA Nathan Tim Aboh = NTA Amanda Ino Daniel Sera = AIDS Nwankwo Elochi Peter Agnes= NEPA Veronica Ifeoma Peter = VIP Rapuruchuku Iheanyi Paul = RIP Benjamin Bony Maduako = BBM Mukaila Tunde Nurudeen = MTN You can use a few tips to create a unique username. VIVIAN: Vivian, the ancestral name of people who really like red wine and operas. Danisnotonfire 11. | Ben Folds has to carry you cause you're name is so stupid. Daniel Augusto Vax is on Facebook. Your name sounds terrible. Cheesus Christ! CHARLIE: Hey, where's your angels? No one will ever believe you that I actually wrote this. You should really consider this change for yourself as well. AMIE: You spelled Amy wrong. VAUGHN: Vaughn. What a stupid name you have! ins.style.width = '100%'; KENNETH: I haven't even met you and already I hate you. Well, there's Charles Dan, Jan Dan, and the whole Dan family! ANNA: Anna Anna Bo-banna, Banana Fanna Fo you have such a stupid name. Must have got lost in the womb. Your body is a wonderland, and by that I mean it's chock full of bizarre creatures and opium hallucinations. It is quite likely that you might have come across multiple men named Daniel in your life. You are real! An airline company lost a man's luggage, so he decided to sue them. JOSIAH: What do you own a general store in 1850? WHO IS JULIUS AND WHY DO YOU BELONG TO HIM?? Do all Asian guys look the same to you? JEFFERSON: Jefferson? I have decided that for my summer holidays I am Ghana go for a vacation to the continent of Africa. The name Daniel steadily rose in popularity from the 1920s to the 1980s. LORI: Short for Lauren. (no pun intended, but, since it's there)? But, still a dumb name. PAT: Ah, the best name to put the words "Creepy Uncle" in front of. Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku: "Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku" (DAN DAN , "Step By Step I'm Falling Under Your Spell") is the fourth single by Japanese rock band Field of View. MARIE: Marie Curie died. GINGER: Ginger, the tastiest of flavors. CLINTON: Little blue dress. But before opening the treasure-trove of nicknames, lets trace the roots of the name Daniel to find some interesting tales around it. BERTHA: Come on. Pure country. Your parents were in a high place when they named you. Dizzy 3. The first four across clues . FLORENCE: A beautiful city in Italy. Tweet. REBA: Country. Clerks? window.ezoSTPixelAdd(slotId, 'adsensetype', 1); He lie. ins.style.minWidth = container.attributes.ezaw.value + 'px'; The 42 Bible Puns You've Been Praying For! OR Sorry for the mixup. The Irish are liars. Wow. Go figure. Most online portals, platforms, or logins won't even let you without contacting customer support. MARJORIE: Just makes people think of jam. PERRY: Take this bottle of champagne, break it on your new yacht. Great name, if you're a crime fighting dude in a hockey mask. DANTE: Woah. Its earliest origins can be traced back to the Old Testament of the Bible, where it was defined as God is my judge in Hebrew. TONY: You should win a Tony for Stupidest Name. OR yourself on the back for having the dumbest name known to humankind. If that's not stupid, I'm not a talking computer. JACKSON: Jackson. D. John Mustard Dale E. Bread Dale E. Paper Dan D. Lyons Dan Druff Dan Singh Dan Surround Dane Juress Danielle Soloud Darius Les Gettham Darrell B. Moore ins.style.height = container.attributes.ezah.value + 'px'; Once you see a username that suits you, click on it, and SpinXO will then check the availability of that username against social media platforms and even a domain check if you need it. HENRIETTA: The name your father gave you when he really wanted a "Henry.". According to the Bible, he was thrown into a lions den for refusing to worship the king, but God protected Daniel and he was not harmed by the lions. You can find out more about our use, change your default settings, and withdraw your consent at any time with effect for the future by visiting Cookies Settings, which can also be found in the footer of the site. ERNEST: Go to jail. The lovers, the dreamers and your dumb name. HEIDI: Don't hide'y just because you have a stupid name'y! OK, but what's your first name? My wife then walked out of the room. A stupid name. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at my friend's house, and took the bus home. Congratulations, your name is stupid in two languages. You're welcome. When? Just one finger. The other day I touched on at the station. RONNIE: knew a kid named Ronnie once. You're welcome. Spanish for, the dumb name. CECELIA: I cecelia think that your name is very stupid. IAN: Little known fact: IAN is an acronym for Incredibly Annoying Name. For the felony. OR Tracey. Currently, he is helping the NamesFrog team in producing good content for their audience. Danny Whammy 18. Argh2-D2, Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? MATTHEW: Overcame his incredibly stupid name to write the first book of the New Testament, which now also bears an incredibly stupid name. But, you should brand a new name on your ass, because your name is stupid. Stupid name. var pid = 'ca-pub-1387622271799709'; Youtube Then punch yourself with your stupid name. You're welcome. It is a source of so many stories, some of them humorous as well as wise! The feedback was awful; no pun in ten did." 9. Stupid. GUILLERMO: del Toro! I almost feel bad eating this beautyalmost. KENDALL: Take away the a, replace it with an o. OR So many different names for humans. MORTON: Salt. 4. Dan glanced at the small watch he kept clipped to his belt, and smiled. OR Larry, Barry, and Gary walked into a bar. Y do you have such a stupid name. Yup. CAROLYN: Your name means, song of happiness. MOSES: Let my people-- decide a new for you, okay? HAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahhaHAHAHAHAHA! MARISOL: Isn't that another word for umbrella? Shame on you. It just does. HENRY: Awesome name for a king. CONSTANCE: The quality of your stupidity. For real? David Niven. Ahhhhh! There you are. You have a stupid name. A nickname is one of the highest forms of affection. DERRICK: You should rig yourself up a new name there, friendo. Whisker-y Business. Community Member Follow Unfollow. Game of Clones, He said, "Yeah, I brushed them with Daniel (little brother). OR You ought to Russell up a less stupid name for yourself. You can come back to get another when you need it! Because your name is stupid. That's what your stupid name means. ins.style.minWidth = container.attributes.ezaw.value + 'px'; SHAWN: Boys name, girls name. Dumb name. Kind of spacey. You because your name is stupid. BRANDI: Should have a Y at the end, like, "Y is your name so stupid?". BRUCE: Bruce Lee Bruce Willis the inspirational stories of people who overcame cripplingly terrible names to become total badasses. A chicken named Kylo Hen. TIM: Tim. Has an ugly face-y. Yours is the stupidest. TODD: 50% of your name is the letter D. Your name is stupid. You know what else came from the Bible? KRISTIN: This just in, Kristin. | Languages, Contact Us From a noble viking tradition of having stupid names. When shes not writing you can find her watching the latest and greatest movies, listening to a true crime podcast (or two), blasting 90s music and hiking with her dog, Ryker, throughout the Finger Lakes. Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. That's dumb. Like, really old. ZACHARIAH: Nice neck beard, penis wrinkle. Right. BRANDON: Steer drivers would often brand their property so they wouldn't get lost. JEFF: Jeff Daniels: funny actor. GINA: Your name is two thirds of a vagina. BELINDA: Yes. She's hot. OR Michael Flatley. OR Mother of Jesus. Voted the best tasting water in Idaho. OR Mmmm.deep dish pizza. HA. But if you're looking for a way to laugh some calories away rather than pack them on, these half-baked bread puns may be just what you knead. Anita. Verywell Family's content is for informational and educational purposes only. Even worse as a noun. Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving? Point in case: He changed his name from Samuel. From the fact that your name is stupid. (I am assuming this is a pickup line, hope it helps.) That is stupid. Has an ugly face-y. There are also dan puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls. Say it soft and it's almost like praying. ABIGAIL: Hebrew for "her father's joy." What a ghoul. NOT. KRISTA: If you drop the A from your name then it would read "Christ what a dumb name.". OR Won't. GARTH: I too have friends in low places. Even the English think you have a stupid name. 1. Good job. That's an insult. I wanted to make sure that I hadn't been charged for sitting in the station for five minutes so I went up to the ticketing booth. Try the SpinXO username generator to create a personal and secure username, gamer tags, nicknames, or social media handles. Come back when you stop spelling your name like an idiot. ALICIA: Whatever happened to Alicia Silverstone? 537,000. GAY: Sorry. FREDA: Do you can your own peaches, Freda? Fred and Rick. BERYL: of monkeys. GLEN: When? Lucas. In 2020 Daniel was ranked as the 14th name for boys in America. 2. AMANDA: Your name is also what people say when they hear it: "Ah, man, dat's a stupid name.". Ted Manwalkin. Diego. Good luck. DIEGO: Diego. ROSLYN: Ro ro ro your boat all the way to the governor's office to pick up an application for a name change. You're welcome. GALE: Like the wind I feel on my face whenever you talk your stupid words. Dad: So, you guys go into a safe and have sex? You'll then see 30+ unique usernames created tailored to your character. I want to pee on. var container = document.getElementById(slotId); GUY: Seriously. OR Bullocks! Chaz. Congratulations on living this long. CHELSEA: Great for soccer. You're welcome. Get an adult's name. I am. The absence of meaning. JODY: Jody. Named for a city so stupid it was conquered by 20 men in a wooden horse. PHILIP: From the Greek 'Philippos', or "Lover of Horses". WILLIS: Whatchu talkin' bout, stupid name? CREEPY. Don't you look silly. ROB: How distinguished of you to shorten your proper name down to something so stupid. Abdul. The femine form of "Stupid.". OR I just did a chemical analysis of your name, and its PH level is too high. Makes me spit. They want you to be tackled and break your legs cause you name is so stupid. Body like a barrel. CHARITY: Here's a donation. Here are a few nickname options for the coolest guy around! Oh. ABRAHAM: Four score and seven years ago your parents gave you a dumb name. We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. EVELYN: Eve is a stupid name, Lyn is a stupid name, put together: double stupid. TJ: Nice acronym. FRANCISCO: From the latin "Francis." Can you even see this? Neymar jokes with a Daniel Alves and Thiago Silva during a training session of the Brazilian national football team at the squad's Granja Comary training complex, on June 25, 2014 in Teresopolis, 90. PENELOPE: Wife of Odysseus. JACKY: Jacky. Two antennas got married last Saturday. OR You have an uncommon name. Give it a rest. Tail grab. TIFFANY: Tiffany, the ancestral name of people who buy pink convertables. VICTORIA: Want to know Victoria's secret? Has so much syphilis he doesn't know where his pickle is. IDA: Little known fact: IDA is an acronym for I'm a Dumb Ass. 3. ADOLFO: Adding an "O" to your name doesn't hide the fact that your first name is still Adolph. KAY: Your name is just a letter spelled out. WINSTON: Don't tell anyone, but I think you're the best Ghostbuster. It's not fair to the rest of us. WALTER: Walter Payton was the greatest running back ever to play football. Chan. SETH: Seth. JULIO: Next time you're down at the schoolyard, leave your name there. Danzilla 14. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at my friend's house, and took the bus home. He shouts, A beer please! Move there, change your name. Leetified usernames are not only more challenging to lead to other online accounts, but they also allow you to pick similar-looking usernames if your desired one is already taken. ESSIE: Whoa Essie! TONYA: Equation. NINA: Pinta, and Santa Maria. Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi! In just 6 short weeks! OR Oh what a bonnie stupid name you have! ANDREW: Ancient Greek for "manly," which in ancient Greece meant that you had sex with little boys. 4. What does a dyslexic geneticist name their son? Dang. Because your name is dumb. Twitter. Your email address will not be published. Amazing tap dancer. MAURA: You went one letter too far. Makes me wanna. You should read a Manual about how not to have a stupid name. Pretty damn stupid. Then you makes a stupid necklace out of it. GAYLE: Did you know if you drop two letters from your name it says "Lye"? CLAUDIA: Claudia. DIANN: Here's a ditty.